January 2012
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ninthleveldruid replied to your post: Okay, so when something is useful to my roommate,… I feel like saying it comes in handy is more appropriate, not it comes in pretty handy, just it comes in handy would be the most correct way to phrase this. Yes, I say that too. But she insists that adding “pretty” is correct. It drives me nuts.
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danyellala: Okay, so when something is useful to my roommate, she has the habit of saying, “It comes in pretty handy.” This phrase does not sit right with me. I argue that it should be “It is pretty handy,” and she SWEARS that hers is also grammatically correct. Also, just say it aloud. I’m pretty sure she is wrong. Any comments on this matter? IMPORTANT. THOUGHTS?
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now stephen sounds like my dog, molly, when she is having doggy dreams about like, chasing squirrels or peeing on things. maybe he is dreaming he is a dog? he’s kinda growling.
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just googled “drunk caterpillar” and this is what i’ve learned: cats cannot handle light beer.
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stephen is now cocooned in my blanket like a drunken caterpillar.
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drunk boyfriend update: he’s somehow now simultaneously snoring and laughing and mumbling about water.
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my boyfriend is d-r-u-n-k.
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'What is a Nerdfighter?' A book for Henry
countingtiles: teagypsy: I want this. Too great.
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I’m really getting into Breaking Bad, y’all.
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I forgot all about my email for my old tumblr until JUST NOW.
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Okay, so when something is useful to my roommate, she has the habit of saying, “It comes in pretty handy.” This phrase does not sit right with me. I argue that it should be “It is pretty handy,” and she SWEARS that hers is also grammatically correct. Also, just say it aloud. I’m pretty sure she is wrong. Any comments on this matter?
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ccomrie: y’all, this show is so funny.
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GODDAMN HICCUPS! Don’t you know I’m trying to sleeeeeeep?
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Ritualistic burning of the Ex-Files complete. Every sad diary entry, every angry, heartbroken letter I never sent, everything. I feel much better.
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Just retried that color thing I posted and got a 9.2  WHAM BAM, THANK YOU MA’AM.
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Y'ALL.
The extent to which I do not care about if humans or cars consume more energy in a year and how much gravitational potential energy is in the Empire State Building and how long the sun will last if it magically turned into gasoline is UNBELIEVABLY HIGH. I DO NOT CARE. SO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, DEAR PHYSICS TEACHER, WOULD I HAVE TO ESTIMATE THESE THINGS?!?@?!?!@?#!@?# Ugh.
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How John Green manages to make me laugh and cry simultaneously with similar intensities is part of why I will perpetually buy his books.
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Someone should buy me waffles. And bacon. And orange juice.
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I DON’T WANT A UTERUS ANYMORE. I am in so much pain, it hurts to exhale.
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